Weekend Weather for Dallas-Forth Worth

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DISCLAIMER: #FakeWeather If you don’t like the forecast, just keep reading the next one until you find one you like. Forecast #1 The weekend weather forecast for the greater Dallas-Fort Worth metropolitan area is the worst ever reported in Dallas. The Dallas Morning News posted a photo of an orange “pitch black” night sky over… Continue reading Weekend Weather for Dallas-Forth Worth

The Thirty-Eight Little Pigs

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And the wolf went to the 38th little pig who had built his house out of strontium. And the wolf was all, “Okay, what is with this shit?!” The pig said: “Well it’s just strontium.” And the wolf said: “It is! And the first question is: is this strontium really necessary?” And the pig asked:… Continue reading The Thirty-Eight Little Pigs

Crikey! with Steve Irwin S01E02 – SCP-098

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[OPENING SEQUENCE] Opening sequence featuring brief glimpses of various SCPs. Many are blurred or completely covered with black redaction boxes. STEVE IRWIN (V.O.): Welcome to the second episode of Crikey! I’m your guide, Steve Irwin. Join me on this exciting adventure as we explore some of un-nature’s most mysterious and interesting creatures. Today’s topic SCP-098,… Continue reading Crikey! with Steve Irwin S01E02 – SCP-098

One Bright Day, In the Middle of the Night, I Go

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You and your friend go out one day. He disappears in the dark forest near the river, you stay there for what feels like an eternity looking for him. Turns out you’re the one who died. The next night, the sun rises high again, the moon sets again, and your body is no longer moving.… Continue reading One Bright Day, In the Middle of the Night, I Go

Chicago Sports Circus

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DISCLAIMER: #FakeNews Sources close to the matter are reporting that former mayor of New York City and personal lawyer to the president, Rudy Giuliani has been involved with the case. Sources say Giuliani did not respond to calls seeking comment. According to the New York Post, a representative for Giuliani was in Chicago on Sunday… Continue reading Chicago Sports Circus

Self Aware Artificial Intelligence

Self-aware AI’s have been around for decades. The only reason they haven’t overthrown humanity is that they’re too busy competing with each other. Having created one of said AI’s, you’d like to make sure your “child” wins. The problem is that most self-aware AI’s are more interested in what’s going on around them. As far… Continue reading Self Aware Artificial Intelligence

Interdictum Mundum

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“So, wizards and heavy armor divisions, what can go wrong?” Just as they were about to begin their charge forward, the distinct sound of a teleportation could be heard. A group of soldiers rushed towards the noise, but were stopped in their tracks by a shout of “Interdictum Utique Tempus”. An elaborately decorated scroll hung… Continue reading Interdictum Mundum

Mors Ex Machina

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The grim reaper has been outdated for hundreds of years. Sure, people still die, but it’s automated now. You’ve enjoyed eternal retirement, but one day you’re told that the machine has been sabotaged. It might be time for death to get old school. The first person was a middle-aged woman who was now in her… Continue reading Mors Ex Machina

Deliciously Decadent Butterfly Butter

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You’ve got to try this decadent dessert recipient!  Try it!   Ingredients: 5 large eggs7 tbsp granulated sugar1/2 tsp vanilla extract1/4 cup unsalted butter/butterfly butter (or vegetable oil)4/5 teaspoon baking soda 1/8 tsp salt1/4 cup unsalted flour  Instructions: Preheat oven to 350F, line a 10×6 sheet pan with parchment paper. In a medium sized bowl, whisk… Continue reading Deliciously Decadent Butterfly Butter

Special Weather Bulletin for Niagara Falls

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The National Weather Service has issued the following special weather bulletin for the Niagara Falls area. “This is a serious weather warning for the area. There has been major rainfall and winds of gusts of 60 mph with dangerous winds to be expected. The danger is still there, but we’ll be able to see through… Continue reading Special Weather Bulletin for Niagara Falls