Weekend Weather for Dallas-Forth Worth

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DISCLAIMER: #FakeWeather If you don’t like the forecast, just keep reading the next one until you find one you like. Forecast #1 The weekend weather forecast for the greater Dallas-Fort Worth metropolitan area is the worst ever reported in Dallas. The Dallas Morning News posted a photo of an orange “pitch black” night sky over… Continue reading Weekend Weather for Dallas-Forth Worth

Special Weather Bulletin for Niagara Falls

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The National Weather Service has issued the following special weather bulletin for the Niagara Falls area. “This is a serious weather warning for the area. There has been major rainfall and winds of gusts of 60 mph with dangerous winds to be expected. The danger is still there, but we’ll be able to see through… Continue reading Special Weather Bulletin for Niagara Falls

Three-day Forecast Calls for Vernal Equinox and Sunset

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This weekend’s three-day forecast calls for vernal equinox at 9am this Saturday and then the moon’s full phase ending around 3pm on Sunday, bringing some bright light for the next two and a half days before the sun sets. For the last four decades, this time of year has been one of astronomical interest in… Continue reading Three-day Forecast Calls for Vernal Equinox and Sunset

Toronto Weather “Not Going To Kill Us”

Toronto Weather

DISCLAIMER: #FakeWeather “Tomorrow’s forecast is good,” said Mr. Chahal, who lives in a suburb west of Toronto. “The cold is not going to kill us, and we are just going to have to be very patient.” This time, the sun will show its face on Sunday, with temperatures expected to reach the 30s, the National… Continue reading Toronto Weather “Not Going To Kill Us”

The Season of the Pants

Weather Forecast

Tomorrow’s forecast is for snow and a lot of freezing rain, so it seems a bit more like the season of “The Snowman” and the season of the “Pants” for our area. In addition to snow and rain, we will also be getting some wind. It will not be the windiest of months, but there… Continue reading The Season of the Pants

Weekend Beach Weather Forecast

Sandstorm

DISCLAIMER: Not a real weather forecast. If you’re planning a trip to the beach this weekend, be sure to check out our three day weekend weather forecast. In addition to the rain and thunderstorms we predict this weekend, we are also predicting that a number of beaches and waterways are closed and some areas are… Continue reading Weekend Beach Weather Forecast

Flooding at San Jose Municipal Airport

From taxiway B, looking south toward ATC tower and FBO parking apron

DISCLAIMER: Not a real weather forecast or news post. I mean… come on. The weather forecast for this weekend is expected to be dry but not totally dry. The storm forecast for this weekend is expected to be dry but not totally dry. (Published Saturday, Sept. 22, 2013) A large number of people in the… Continue reading Flooding at San Jose Municipal Airport

Weather Mooncast

Moon

DISCLAIMER: This is not an actual forecast from the National Weather Service. Today the National Weather Service forecast is the moon will be near Earth today. I believe it will rise in the afternoon, setting off a period of very cold conditions on the Earth. This event will be followed with the next moon rise… Continue reading Weather Mooncast

New Ice Age, Tropical Storms, Heavy Water Rain Forecast Tomorrow

Sea Ice

DISCLAIMER: This is not an actual forecast from the National Weather Service. This is intended for entertainment purposes only. The National Weather Service forecast for tomorrow is likely to be much less than yesterday’s prediction. This morning, the National Weather Service announced that there could even be more extreme downpours as a result of the… Continue reading New Ice Age, Tropical Storms, Heavy Water Rain Forecast Tomorrow

NWS Predicts Bizarrely Aggressive Snowstorms, Recommends Locking Car Doors

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DISCLAIMER: This is not an actual forecast from the National Weather Service. This is intended for entertainment purposes only. The National Weather Service forecast for tomorrow is expected to be less severe than Monday’s forecast. This will likely be the second straight day that the snow-covered area has been without rain. A snowfall of 1… Continue reading NWS Predicts Bizarrely Aggressive Snowstorms, Recommends Locking Car Doors