The Devil doesn’t offer to buy souls anymore and offers soul mortgages instead. Pay off your loan within thirty years on a fixed rate, and you get your soul back. But if you fall behind, your soul goes into foreclosure, and anyone can buy it. You’ll need to take steps to pay off your loan… Continue reading Soul Mortgage Math
Harry “The Butcher” Potter
“Ummm, Doctor. I don’t think that’s meant to be there.” She shrugged in annoyance. “Oh, well. You’re pretty good at keeping me entertained though, and I like watching my friend getting eaten up. I suppose that’s good company.” “Not if I have to eat him.” Harry said. “You’re right. I should probably get a new… Continue reading Harry “The Butcher” Potter
There Is A Chill In The Air
There’s a chill in the air as you meet your sisters in the clearing at Hollow Creek. You exchange the traditional mulled cider, light the sacred spice candles, and form a circle to speak the ancient words. Tonight, you all have business to attend to. As you meet each other in the circle you have… Continue reading There Is A Chill In The Air
Spice Up Your Chili Recipe With This Secret Ingredient
The secret ingredient in my world famous chili recipe is soy sauce: it’s my secret sauce. I like to give it a little extra zing with the spices. If you’ve never taken the time to experiment with soy sauce before… or if, like me, you can’t find it on a grocery store shelf, take the… Continue reading Spice Up Your Chili Recipe With This Secret Ingredient
Scientists Discover Supermassive Black Holes Closer Than You Think
Scientists have discovered a black hole much closer to Earth than they thought possible. The astronomers at the Max Planck Institute for Extraterrestrial Physics in Germany discovered this new giant black hole during a three-month mission in 2013. The new discovery is also just one in a new series of supermassive black holes discovered across… Continue reading Scientists Discover Supermassive Black Holes Closer Than You Think
New Ice Age, Tropical Storms, Heavy Water Rain Forecast Tomorrow
DISCLAIMER: This is not an actual forecast from the National Weather Service. This is intended for entertainment purposes only. The National Weather Service forecast for tomorrow is likely to be much less than yesterday’s prediction. This morning, the National Weather Service announced that there could even be more extreme downpours as a result of the… Continue reading New Ice Age, Tropical Storms, Heavy Water Rain Forecast Tomorrow
NWS Predicts Bizarrely Aggressive Snowstorms, Recommends Locking Car Doors
DISCLAIMER: This is not an actual forecast from the National Weather Service. This is intended for entertainment purposes only. The National Weather Service forecast for tomorrow is expected to be less severe than Monday’s forecast. This will likely be the second straight day that the snow-covered area has been without rain. A snowfall of 1… Continue reading NWS Predicts Bizarrely Aggressive Snowstorms, Recommends Locking Car Doors
Grandma’s Amazing Lasagna Recipe
My grandmother’s recipe for lasagna is as amazing as her recipe for lasagna. So great. It is so much easier when you make lasagna from scratch. In all, I’ve made this lasagna for the last week. I’ve made the lasagna with a batch of the lasagnes, followed by lasagna for lunch. This is my lasagna… Continue reading Grandma’s Amazing Lasagna Recipe
Ominous Tornados Forecast for Tomorrow
DISCLAIMER: This is not an actual forecast from the National Weather Service. This is intended for entertainment purposes only. The National Weather Service forecast for tomorrow is for winds from the southeast at 35 to 40 miles per hour, with wind shear at 5 miles per hour. The severe weather warning has been extended, with… Continue reading Ominous Tornados Forecast for Tomorrow
The Lord of War’s Voice
The Final Version An unspeakable horror from another dimension stepped out of the portal, wisps of gas rising from the pavement where it made contact. It was late and the street was mostly empty, a solitary man stood nearby at a bus stop, the only witness to what had happened. A figure stood amidst the… Continue reading The Lord of War’s Voice