DISCLAIMER: #FakeWeather If you don’t like the forecast, just keep reading the next one until you find one you like. Forecast #1 The weekend weather forecast for the greater Dallas-Fort Worth metropolitan area is the worst ever reported in Dallas. The Dallas Morning News posted a photo of an orange “pitch black” night sky over… Continue reading Weekend Weather for Dallas-Forth Worth
Tag: Mind
The Thirty-Eight Little Pigs
And the wolf went to the 38th little pig who had built his house out of strontium. And the wolf was all, “Okay, what is with this shit?!” The pig said: “Well it’s just strontium.” And the wolf said: “It is! And the first question is: is this strontium really necessary?” And the pig asked:… Continue reading The Thirty-Eight Little Pigs
Interdictum Mundum
“So, wizards and heavy armor divisions, what can go wrong?” Just as they were about to begin their charge forward, the distinct sound of a teleportation could be heard. A group of soldiers rushed towards the noise, but were stopped in their tracks by a shout of “Interdictum Utique Tempus”. An elaborately decorated scroll hung… Continue reading Interdictum Mundum
Chtulhu Widening Lead In 2020 Presidential Election
Polling data is showing Cthulhu with a clear lead over the other candidates, leading to accusations of voter tampering. Still, Cthulhu is a highly polarizing candidate, with polling showing a cult-like approval and existential dread as the most common sentiment reported by those polled with very little in between the two. Some election officials are… Continue reading Chtulhu Widening Lead In 2020 Presidential Election
Test Subject 1 of 20
This seems like a fairly straightforward prompt, but the program wasn’t able to put together a truly coherent narrative, even if it threw out a few good ideas. Here are the many failed attempts from this evening. The initial prompt is included below but omitted from the individual runs. Runs cut off after approximately 400… Continue reading Test Subject 1 of 20
AI vs Human Control
Thus far, everyone smart enough to figure out that an AI is taking over the world has also been smart enough to realize that it’s doing a better job than a human could… But that doesn’t mean that an AI is infallible. I think we can probably count on the humans being bad with human-made… Continue reading AI vs Human Control
Harry “The Butcher” Potter
“Ummm, Doctor. I don’t think that’s meant to be there.” She shrugged in annoyance. “Oh, well. You’re pretty good at keeping me entertained though, and I like watching my friend getting eaten up. I suppose that’s good company.” “Not if I have to eat him.” Harry said. “You’re right. I should probably get a new… Continue reading Harry “The Butcher” Potter
There Is A Chill In The Air
There’s a chill in the air as you meet your sisters in the clearing at Hollow Creek. You exchange the traditional mulled cider, light the sacred spice candles, and form a circle to speak the ancient words. Tonight, you all have business to attend to. As you meet each other in the circle you have… Continue reading There Is A Chill In The Air
The Lord of War’s Voice
The Final Version An unspeakable horror from another dimension stepped out of the portal, wisps of gas rising from the pavement where it made contact. It was late and the street was mostly empty, a solitary man stood nearby at a bus stop, the only witness to what had happened. A figure stood amidst the… Continue reading The Lord of War’s Voice