DISCLAIMER: #FakeWeather If you don’t like the forecast, just keep reading the next one until you find one you like. Forecast #1 The weekend weather forecast for the greater Dallas-Fort Worth metropolitan area is the worst ever reported in Dallas. The Dallas Morning News posted a photo of an orange “pitch black” night sky over… Continue reading Weekend Weather for Dallas-Forth Worth
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Special Weather Bulletin for Niagara Falls
The National Weather Service has issued the following special weather bulletin for the Niagara Falls area. “This is a serious weather warning for the area. There has been major rainfall and winds of gusts of 60 mph with dangerous winds to be expected. The danger is still there, but we’ll be able to see through… Continue reading Special Weather Bulletin for Niagara Falls
Toronto Weather “Not Going To Kill Us”
DISCLAIMER: #FakeWeather “Tomorrow’s forecast is good,” said Mr. Chahal, who lives in a suburb west of Toronto. “The cold is not going to kill us, and we are just going to have to be very patient.” This time, the sun will show its face on Sunday, with temperatures expected to reach the 30s, the National… Continue reading Toronto Weather “Not Going To Kill Us”
Weather Mooncast
DISCLAIMER: This is not an actual forecast from the National Weather Service. Today the National Weather Service forecast is the moon will be near Earth today. I believe it will rise in the afternoon, setting off a period of very cold conditions on the Earth. This event will be followed with the next moon rise… Continue reading Weather Mooncast
New Ice Age, Tropical Storms, Heavy Water Rain Forecast Tomorrow
DISCLAIMER: This is not an actual forecast from the National Weather Service. This is intended for entertainment purposes only. The National Weather Service forecast for tomorrow is likely to be much less than yesterday’s prediction. This morning, the National Weather Service announced that there could even be more extreme downpours as a result of the… Continue reading New Ice Age, Tropical Storms, Heavy Water Rain Forecast Tomorrow
NWS Predicts Bizarrely Aggressive Snowstorms, Recommends Locking Car Doors
DISCLAIMER: This is not an actual forecast from the National Weather Service. This is intended for entertainment purposes only. The National Weather Service forecast for tomorrow is expected to be less severe than Monday’s forecast. This will likely be the second straight day that the snow-covered area has been without rain. A snowfall of 1… Continue reading NWS Predicts Bizarrely Aggressive Snowstorms, Recommends Locking Car Doors
Ominous Tornados Forecast for Tomorrow
DISCLAIMER: This is not an actual forecast from the National Weather Service. This is intended for entertainment purposes only. The National Weather Service forecast for tomorrow is for winds from the southeast at 35 to 40 miles per hour, with wind shear at 5 miles per hour. The severe weather warning has been extended, with… Continue reading Ominous Tornados Forecast for Tomorrow