Weekend Weather for Dallas-Forth Worth

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DISCLAIMER: #FakeWeather If you don’t like the forecast, just keep reading the next one until you find one you like. Forecast #1 The weekend weather forecast for the greater Dallas-Fort Worth metropolitan area is the worst ever reported in Dallas. The Dallas Morning News posted a photo of an orange “pitch black” night sky over… Continue reading Weekend Weather for Dallas-Forth Worth

Special Weather Bulletin for Niagara Falls

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Photo by 12019 on Pixabay

The National Weather Service has issued the following special weather bulletin for the Niagara Falls area. “This is a serious weather warning for the area. There has been major rainfall and winds of gusts of 60 mph with dangerous winds to be expected. The danger is still there, but we’ll be able to see through… Continue reading Special Weather Bulletin for Niagara Falls

Three-day Forecast Calls for Vernal Equinox and Sunset

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Photo by Comfreak on Pixabay

This weekend’s three-day forecast calls for vernal equinox at 9am this Saturday and then the moon’s full phase ending around 3pm on Sunday, bringing some bright light for the next two and a half days before the sun sets. For the last four decades, this time of year has been one of astronomical interest in… Continue reading Three-day Forecast Calls for Vernal Equinox and Sunset

Toronto Weather “Not Going To Kill Us”

Toronto Weather

DISCLAIMER: #FakeWeather “Tomorrow’s forecast is good,” said Mr. Chahal, who lives in a suburb west of Toronto. “The cold is not going to kill us, and we are just going to have to be very patient.” This time, the sun will show its face on Sunday, with temperatures expected to reach the 30s, the National… Continue reading Toronto Weather “Not Going To Kill Us”

The Sea Is a Place of Death

Graveyard

Humanity has been driven into the sea by the undead. 100 years later the boats and ships are sinking more each year. One family makes the desperate choice to land. The world looks like it might be sinking into despair.The ocean has become as black as black holes. A young couple are walking on an… Continue reading The Sea Is a Place of Death

The Season of the Pants

Weather Forecast

Tomorrow’s forecast is for snow and a lot of freezing rain, so it seems a bit more like the season of “The Snowman” and the season of the “Pants” for our area. In addition to snow and rain, we will also be getting some wind. It will not be the windiest of months, but there… Continue reading The Season of the Pants

Weekend Beach Weather Forecast

Sandstorm

DISCLAIMER: Not a real weather forecast. If you’re planning a trip to the beach this weekend, be sure to check out our three day weekend weather forecast. In addition to the rain and thunderstorms we predict this weekend, we are also predicting that a number of beaches and waterways are closed and some areas are… Continue reading Weekend Beach Weather Forecast

Test Subject 1 of 20

Pyscho Shower Scene

This seems like a fairly straightforward prompt, but the program wasn’t able to put together a truly coherent narrative, even if it threw out a few good ideas. Here are the many failed attempts from this evening. The initial prompt is included below but omitted from the individual runs. Runs cut off after approximately 400… Continue reading Test Subject 1 of 20

Flooding at San Jose Municipal Airport

From taxiway B, looking south toward ATC tower and FBO parking apron

DISCLAIMER: Not a real weather forecast or news post. I mean… come on. The weather forecast for this weekend is expected to be dry but not totally dry. The storm forecast for this weekend is expected to be dry but not totally dry. (Published Saturday, Sept. 22, 2013) A large number of people in the… Continue reading Flooding at San Jose Municipal Airport

New Ice Age, Tropical Storms, Heavy Water Rain Forecast Tomorrow

Sea Ice

DISCLAIMER: This is not an actual forecast from the National Weather Service. This is intended for entertainment purposes only. The National Weather Service forecast for tomorrow is likely to be much less than yesterday’s prediction. This morning, the National Weather Service announced that there could even be more extreme downpours as a result of the… Continue reading New Ice Age, Tropical Storms, Heavy Water Rain Forecast Tomorrow