The Thirty-Eight Little Pigs

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And the wolf went to the 38th little pig who had built his house out of strontium. And the wolf was all, “Okay, what is with this shit?!” The pig said: “Well it’s just strontium.” And the wolf said: “It is! And the first question is: is this strontium really necessary?” And the pig asked:… Continue reading The Thirty-Eight Little Pigs