DISCLAIMER: #FakeWeather If you don’t like the forecast, just keep reading the next one until you find one you like. Forecast #1 The weekend weather forecast for the greater Dallas-Fort Worth metropolitan area is the worst ever reported in Dallas. The Dallas Morning News posted a photo of an orange “pitch black” night sky over… Continue reading Weekend Weather for Dallas-Forth Worth
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One Bright Day, In the Middle of the Night, I Go
You and your friend go out one day. He disappears in the dark forest near the river, you stay there for what feels like an eternity looking for him. Turns out you’re the one who died. The next night, the sun rises high again, the moon sets again, and your body is no longer moving.… Continue reading One Bright Day, In the Middle of the Night, I Go
Chicago Sports Circus
DISCLAIMER: #FakeNews Sources close to the matter are reporting that former mayor of New York City and personal lawyer to the president, Rudy Giuliani has been involved with the case. Sources say Giuliani did not respond to calls seeking comment. According to the New York Post, a representative for Giuliani was in Chicago on Sunday… Continue reading Chicago Sports Circus
Three-day Forecast Calls for Vernal Equinox and Sunset
This weekend’s three-day forecast calls for vernal equinox at 9am this Saturday and then the moon’s full phase ending around 3pm on Sunday, bringing some bright light for the next two and a half days before the sun sets. For the last four decades, this time of year has been one of astronomical interest in… Continue reading Three-day Forecast Calls for Vernal Equinox and Sunset
Toronto Weather “Not Going To Kill Us”
DISCLAIMER: #FakeWeather “Tomorrow’s forecast is good,” said Mr. Chahal, who lives in a suburb west of Toronto. “The cold is not going to kill us, and we are just going to have to be very patient.” This time, the sun will show its face on Sunday, with temperatures expected to reach the 30s, the National… Continue reading Toronto Weather “Not Going To Kill Us”
The Sea Is a Place of Death
Humanity has been driven into the sea by the undead. 100 years later the boats and ships are sinking more each year. One family makes the desperate choice to land. The world looks like it might be sinking into despair.The ocean has become as black as black holes. A young couple are walking on an… Continue reading The Sea Is a Place of Death
Weather Mooncast
DISCLAIMER: This is not an actual forecast from the National Weather Service. Today the National Weather Service forecast is the moon will be near Earth today. I believe it will rise in the afternoon, setting off a period of very cold conditions on the Earth. This event will be followed with the next moon rise… Continue reading Weather Mooncast