Chtulhu Widening Lead In 2020 Presidential Election

I Voted Stickers

Polling data is showing Cthulhu with a clear lead over the other candidates, leading to accusations of voter tampering. Still, Cthulhu is a highly polarizing candidate, with polling showing a cult-like approval and existential dread as the most common sentiment reported by those polled with very little in between the two. Some election officials are… Continue reading Chtulhu Widening Lead In 2020 Presidential Election

Rules For The Reddit Bot War

Robot War

This is based off of a writing prompt on reddit. The end result wasn’t coherent enough to post as a response, but I found it entertaining enough to post here. The robot uprising has begun. Hostilities between man and machine are quickly coming to a boiling point… except on an ancient website called “reddit” where… Continue reading Rules For The Reddit Bot War